You Know You’re Obsessed With The Twilight Saga When…
Monday, November 23, 2009 3:07 PM /
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★ You tell people that only a vampire can love you forever.
★ You cried when Edward left in New Moon and it still upsets you to even think about it.
★ You screamed when Bella said no to Edward’s proposal. Because let’s face it who wouldn’t want to marry Edward. (And that’s the truth!)
★ You pour glitter on your boyfriend so that he will sparkle like a vampire.
★ You demand that your boyfriend to write you a lullaby.
★ You tell your boyfriend to read the series hoping that he will be
more like Edward.
★ You want to get married on August 13
★ When you have kids you want to name them Edward, Bella, or any other Twilight related name.
★ You want to read the Host.
★ Your punishment that you’re parents give you is to take away your books and you go crazy.
★ You know what really happened to Bambi’s mom. (And it wasn’t a human)
★ When it’s thundering outside you know what’s really causing the noise.
★ You can’t listen to music anymore without thinking of ways it reminds you of Twilight.
★ You can’t read anything without thinking of ways it reminds you of Twilight.
★ You know how Stephenie Meyer came up with Twilight.
★ You flip through history text books looking for a “Major Jasper Whitlock”.
★ You start watching morning talk-shows to see if any of the actors for the movie are
going to be on it.
★ You have a Twilight related picture as your background on your computer.
★ You make fanpics, songs, and poems about Twilight.
★ You download Bella’s Lullaby to your Ipod.
★ You create the Cullen family on Sims.
★ You have a stuffed teddy bear named Emmett.
★ You have a stuffed lion named Edward.
★ You have a stuffed lamb named Bella.
★ You start tripping over things on purpose so you can be a klutz like Bella.
★ You control your thoughts because you think that someone is listening.
★ Cliff diving becomes your new hobby.
★ Baseball becomes your new hobby.
★ You want to learn how to play the piano.
★ You suddenly want to read Wuthering Heights.
★ You develop a fear of ballet studios.
★ You stand in the rain and imagine yourself in Forks.
★ Every morning you check to see what the weather is like in Forks.
★ Every morning you check to see what the weather is like in Phoenix.
★ You have three copies of each book: one to read constantly, one to let people borrow,and one that is signed by Stephenie Meyer that NO ONE is allowed to touch.
★ You think about what power you would have as a vampire.
★ One of your main concerns was figuring out what the cover of Breaking Dawn means.
★ You’re parents have to remind you constantly that the books are just fiction.
(But that’s what they think)
★ You are using this as a check list.
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